"Good evening, fellow appliances on the counter top. Today we are here to discuss the absence of the salt and pepper shakers."

"The teaspoons saw them elope."

"They can't elope, silly Saucepan. They're cousins."

"Well then, logical Garlic Crusher, where are they then?"

"... Guys, Christian is going to be home any second now. Shouldn't we get started with the meal?"

"O.O is it time already?! Ooh dear! Wooden Spoon, didn't you say you'd make spaghetti this time? Get started! Saucepan, Can Opener, make the

"*sigh*, there goes Chandelier again, bossy bossy."

"Excuse me, Sushi Roller, just because you're always in the drawer and getting cranky from the lack of contact with Christian. You know what? We'll have sushi tomorrow okay? Can you please prepare for that?"

*grumble*grumble*grumble*

"Wooden Spoon! What are you doing? The spaghetti is going to go mushy!”

“I can’t find the salt!!! I NEED SALT!!”

“O.o okay okay, calm down...we’ll just... add ....more seasoned meat in the sauce! Just take care of the spaghetti.”

“Okay.”

“Saucepan? Can Opener? How’s the sauce coming?”

“*drools* Perfect.”

“Table Cloth, Silver Utencil Unit!! Set the table. Air Freshener, start smelling! CD Player, choose a nice relaxing song please.”

“Yes, my lady.”

“Spaghetti’s ready! Plates, get in position! Careful now!”

*ding*dong*

“He’s home!”
“He’s home!”
“He’s home!”
“He’s home!”
“He’s home!”
“He’s home!”
“He’s home!”
“He’s home!”

“For a guy who lives alone, your place is pretty clean.”

“Haha, very funny. Have a seat, I’ll have dinner ready in a sec...ooh, nevermind, come on in. We’re having spaghetti.”

“Ooh, I love spaghetti. Umm, delicious!”

“Yea, I love my kitchen. Though you must admit, I think it’s missing something.”

“Salt?”

*groan*groan*

"Hey there, various viewers w/ different backgrounds."
"Is it not a nice day to talk?"
"It's pouring rain"

Cain: the first to kill a relative
Abel: the first victim of evil

"SWEET FACTORY?"

"Are you sure you won't regret it?"
"What?"

"DIY, do it yourself"

"Mr. Blackbird! ... but your eyes...."
"Worry not, my love"

"Okay, jo, it's done"
"HAI"

"yummmmmmmmmsssss"

"OMG THAT WAS THE BEST DINNER (since the three little children are home) I'VE EVER HAD!"

from the jo who cannot turn

jo can...

• go straight
• speed
• run over jay-walkers

jo needs to...

• turn
• speed control
• stay on the middle of the road
• check the mirrors
• slow down at playgrounds
• BUY A CAR
• PRACTICE
• GO SHOPPPING
• GET MONEY
• ROB A BANK

awww man... my driving teacher booked my driving test >.<
MAY 28, 2008 - 9:15am - Burnaby

GOOD LUCK JO

THANKS ^^

Jeep Wrangler?

or porsche?